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[MeHaK]

Pehla gadha: Yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoon, wo mujhe bohot marta hai.

Doosra gadha: To ghar chor kar bhaag kyun nahi jata.

Pehla gadha: Kya bataon yaar dhobi ki aik bohot khubsurat larki hai, wo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai k teri shaadi kisi gadhe se karwa dunga. Bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hoon.


Girl: Suno, are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boy: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!

Girl: Kyaa?? To mere saare love letters wapis kardo

Boy: In mein se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!


If dentists make films, the names will be -

*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karain
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!


Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It is very kind of you, darling, But I do not have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we are not married yet.


sardar jee calls home (from the office)

"Begam main aaj nahin aaraha ... koi meri gari ka steering, dashboard, accelarator aur break paddles chura ker lay gaya hai"

thori dair baad .... phir phone kerta hai

"Begam main ghar aarha hoon. main ghulti say gari kee pichli seat per baith gaya tha'.



3 larke saath mein baithay hotay hain...

1st one" yaar main itni garam chai peeta hoon k jaisay hi kettle say cup mein dalti hai mein peejata hoon"

2nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to kettle mein he tyaar ker k kettle mein se hi peejata hoon "

3rd one" uhh.. yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon mein doodh, patee aur cheeni daltaa hoon aur chulle per baith jaata hoon..."


Mother: Beta dhoop main khare kiya kar rahe ho?
Son: Ammi paseena sukha raha hooon

[*[Drama Queen]*]

Hehe some are really nice
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